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Apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna Dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna Main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu Agar baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.....
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Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain Ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain Khoon choos leti hain ladkon ka sara Tabhi toh inke honth laal hote hain
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Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi Tere shauk purey karte karte Mmujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi
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Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho
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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega Saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo Kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpaa jayega
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha Par kuch khaas nahi hua Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha Par afsoss ke loan pass nahi hua
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Hoon mein doctor jahan Meri wife hai nurse wahan Ye kaisa zulm sehana pad raha hai Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha hai
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se To hum madhosh ho gaye Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai To hum behosh ho gaye
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Aaye woh meri kabr par Diya buja ke chale gaye Diye mein jo tel tha Sar pe laga ke chale gaye
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Teri galtiyon ko maaf kaun karta Main na rehta to insaaf kaun karta Khuda salamat rakhe mere dost ko Warna meri shaadi main plate saaf kaun karta
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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye Woh to hamare ho na sake Lekin hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye
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Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain
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Maine kaha Dilrubaa Usne kaha paise dikha Maine kaha paise nahin Usne kaha kaise nahin Maine kaha mahngayee hai Usne kaha jaa tu mera bhai hai
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Dil ke dard ko zuban par laate nahi Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyon na ho Hum Detol ke siva kuch laagate nahi
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University ki galion mein ajeeb khel hota hai Class ke bahane dilon ka male hota hai Padhne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai
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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Chahe kitni bhi thand pade Hafte mein ek baar to nahana hi chahiye
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Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge Hamne socha tha har mod par tumhara saath denge Par kya karein kambakhat sadak hi seedhi nikli
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Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan Kha ke paan paro boli shukriya Bhaijan
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Jeevan ke har mod par bas toone saath nibhaya hai Toone hi har roz palkon par ek naya khwaab sajaya hai Par ab kuchh din ke liye maaf karo hey nidra devi Ab exam bilkul sar pe aaya hai
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Gul gaye gulshan gaye Gul gaye gulshan gaye Gayi tumhari hoton ki lali Chhod do mera peecha Ho gayi tum bachchon wali
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha To yaad aaya kuchh to hua hai kuchh ho gaya hai Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya Sab kuchh alag hai sab kuchh naya hai
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Dil se dil laga kar to dekho Hamari yaadon mein aansoo baha kar to dekho SMS to kiya call bhi karungi Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar to dekho
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Lamha lamha guzar jayega Pal mein exam aa jayega Thoda padhai karle mamu Kyunki tu koi Munna nahi jo Tera paper likhne koi Rustam aa jayega
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Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke sath Hamne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke sath Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke sath Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke sath
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Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha Maine propose kia SMS se Kambakth woh uski shadi thak pending tha
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Ishq mein yeh anjaam paaya hai Haath pair tute muh se khun aaya hai Hospital pahunche to nurson ne farmaya Baharon phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai
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Jise koyal samjhe woh kauwa nikla Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se Aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla
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Raste the anjaan phir bhi hum talash mein unki nikal pade Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade Maloom chala woh kaun si thi dagar jispe hum the nikle Jab use patane ke chakkar mein hamein joote chappal pade
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Dil denge kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko Yeh koi mandir ka parsad nahi jo baant-te rahein har ek ko Dil denge kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko Jab tak ladki nahi pat jaati propose kerenge har ek ko
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Chandni chaand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi Mohabbat ek se hoti hai hazaron se nahi Chandni chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
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Apni raah khud chuno Dil jo kahe vahi karo Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge
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Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye Husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye
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Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega 7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal tumhein saup diya jayega
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Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata
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Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo
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Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai
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Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai
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Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile Yeh hava yeh bahar mile SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile
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Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath
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Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha Maine propose kia SMS se Kambakth woh uski shadi tak pending tha
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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte mein Ek baar to nahana chahiye
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Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi
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Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai
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Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai Par kya karu yeh zalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge Door kahin ek naya janam paoge Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge
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Arz kiya hai LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain
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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain Rahte hain jo nigahon se door Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain
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Baithe hain tere khayalon mein Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke Llikha hai yeh paigam Zinda ya murda pakadane wale ko Milega 50000 ka inam
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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun Mummy tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun
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Sangeet ka taraana hua Shamaa ka parwana hua Masti ka mastaana hua Jaise hi gunghat uthaya Is duniya se ravana hua
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Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya Majnu ne teen din tak khana nahi khaya Majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein Laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein
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Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye Yaadon ko keh do do chaar din ki chhuti de de Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye
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Ankho me aansu chehre par hansi hai Saanso me aahein Dil me bebasi hai Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki darwaje mein ungli fansi hai
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Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad
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Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao
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Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain
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Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo Par padhaai nahi hoti
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Dekha hai tumhare aage Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate Dekha hai tumhare aage Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate
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Taras gaye aapke deedar ko Phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai Humse khush naseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai Jo har roz aapke husn ka deedar karta hai
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Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayiJab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayiJab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayiAb raha nahin jata Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum hoSaya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum hoAb tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete hoItna qatil kaise sharma lete hoKitni aasani se jaan le lete hoKisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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Tum meri zindagi men es tarah samai ho jaise bajre ke khet me koi bhais ghus aai ho
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Funny Shayari
Na tu Chhat per aati na mai tera diwana hota na tu pathar marti na ma kaana hota..
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Hum itne sweet nahi ki diabeties hojaye! na itne salty ki B.P. badha jaye na itane testy ki maza aajaye Par itne Kadwe bhi nahi ki Yad na aye
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Dil mein basi hai yaad teri aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri jab bhi aati hai yaad teri jabi dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY
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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se Jo ped ne kaha patto se jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se wohi main tumhe kehta hun aey chal chal hawa aane de
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Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..
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Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua thoda tum chalothoda hum chalenge fir... rickshaw Kar lenge.
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Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhebadi duao ke baad paaya hai tumheaasani se nahi mile ho tum National zoological Park se churaya hai tumhe
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Tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.
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Jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga.Pehle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga…
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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deterUski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaanWarna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete…
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Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.
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Ai mere kadardan Dost meri Jaan Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi
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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua Masti Ka mastaana Hua Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karegaDost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....
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Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
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Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut hoEk aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayeinKambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
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Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat Mano Na Chandramukhi Na Paro Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…
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Ladki Sath Ho To Hotel Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Bill Isliye Na Lagao Dil Na Aayega Bill.
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Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain Propose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya Tab Jaake Jana Ke woh Behri Hai.
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Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain
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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.
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Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to Samjo baat pakki.
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Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi1 to jhela nahi jata dusara aa jay ye kam baat hogi
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Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai Sanse aksar tham jati hai Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro Jab Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..
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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.
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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati
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Phone mat kiya karo Dear Mom hoti hai near Papa se lagta hai fear Baat bhi hoti nahi clear Isliye SMS karo Dear Witout fear very clear
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Hamne tumse pyar kya abla samaj kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar Maine tumse shaddi kia durga samaj kar Tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kaata murga samaj kar
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Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai Sab kehte hai sudhar ja Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai
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Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai Dosto Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai
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Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap wah wah.. zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap phir.. phir kya Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap. Ha..Ha..Ha
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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota Agar DADA Aashiq na hota
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Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. Wah Wah Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh girl friend ki mummy thi..
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Arz kiya hai.. Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai. Wah wah.. Gor farmaiye.. Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai. Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai
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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
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Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me ! Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
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Arz hai.. Pink lips are the girls beauty Wah Wah Pink lips are the girls beauty Wah Wah And Kissing them is the Boys duty
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Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.
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Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani Meri right ankh kani Teri left ankh kani
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Is duniya me lakho log rehte hai Koi hasta h to koi rota hai Per duniya me sukhi wahi hota hai Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota hai
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“Dove” se nahakar kya karna hai. Ek din sabhi ko marna hai. Kuch saal khushi se jilo yaro Agle janam me phir “johnson baby” se shuru karna hai…
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Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar EK katra b na choda khoon ka pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.
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Arz kiya he Ki ruthi he aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge Wah-Wah Itna waqt kaun bekar kare Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge
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Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi 1 kam kar building se kudkar marja Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi
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Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend MERE liye Chhod de
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Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi par kabhi socha na tha surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi
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Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya Wah Wah Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langda HoGya
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Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle
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Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho Khushi kabhi kam naho Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.
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Majnu ne laila k liye pyar se laya rose Majnu ne laila k liye pyaar se laya rose Laila ka attitude toh dekho boli-Bhaag bhaag d.k bose d.k bose
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Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!
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Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka Naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.
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Arz Karta Hoon Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu
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Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi
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Arz Krta Hu Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban wah wah. Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban Tere mast mast do nainmere dil ka le gye chain..
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Tumhari Ladki Meri Fan Rok lo Uncle If You can.
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Beshak tu khud ko Badal le lekin ye Yaad rakhna Tumhare har Jhoot ko Sachh Mere siva koi ni Samajh sakta
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Jaha tak Rishto ki baat hai Logo ka adha Waqt Unknown logo ko Impress karne me Aur Apno ko Ignore karne me chala jaata hai.
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Sharab Hi Jaan Legi Meri Warna Ladkiyon Ki Itni Aukat Kaha Ki Woh Aadat Ban Jaye Meri.
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Iss kadar Poori Raat Yaad karta hu Tumhe Jaise agli Subha Exam dena ho.
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Ladkiyo ki smile or china ka mobile dono bhut jladi okat bata dete hai apni.
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Bhut din ho gaye mohabbat lafz sune huye ... Aaj bewafa suna to tu yad aa gyi .
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Apna AtTituDe to Us ReVoLvEr Ki Tarah Hai Ki Jise Bas Dikhane Se Hi Logo Ki Fat Jati Hai.
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Ladki ki Hansi par aur kutte ki Khamosi per kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye…
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